LET’S GO OIL-ERS!

Back and to the left. This is like watching the Zapruder film. I’m glad Edmonton has had a chance to catch their breath after that early Hurricanes goal, and if that net crash (admittedly) had resulted in a goal it may have sucked the momentum right out of them. My AC is blaring, and my energy bill is going to be longer than a Pronger shift, but this is a glorious way to spend a Monday evening.

 THIRD PERIOD

You can’t see me right now, but I’m doing the cabbage patch: Rem Murray, it’s your birthday.

Sigh. I prefer when "pulling his goalie" is a euphamism for masturbation. 20 seconds left, and Torres is starting fights. Go down swinging, boys. An exciting end to the season, and good, honest, lighthearted fun. Regardless, a pox on your families, Carolina.

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