by Chris on August 12, 2008

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P.S. No podcast. I know I promised, but we were without internet and sobriety for the whole weekend. The internet went out courtesy of a lightning strike…..the sobriety was just documented here. Dave will be down in September. We’ll do one then.


{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 tweener August 16, 2008 at 7:09 pm

First off,the “hot young girl bomb/shrapnel” line killed me. I laughed liked an idiot, which is odd because I don’t usually find anything that you say the least bit amusing !!LOL

When I read of all of the drinking exploits I had an expression of sadness on my face, especially after going back over a post from a few months back where you claimed to have been on “the wagon”. “IN” the wagon, now that would have been easier to believe, (much like the mayor’s 14 year old daughter in Animal House)as I can easily envision you being carted off in that manner after one of your go’s with the suds n’stuff, vomit all over the front of your Goonblog T-shirt and yet still oddly happy ! Those poor citizens of the Great White North !! Canada may never be the same.

Now…WTF is poutine ?? I know that I could simply Google the term, but somehow I feel that your definition will be more to my liking.

All joking aside, glad that you had a good time, eh? Link Gaetz League….here we come !!!

2 Chris August 17, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Thanks for stopping by Tweener. Poutine is french fries with gravy and cheese. It gnarly. I won’t dignify the insults about my boozing, except to say, you’re right.

3 kelly July 26, 2010 at 2:51 pm

haha…spencer does look like jack with those eyebrows…
and be specific…its cheese curd not jsut regular cheese on those fries…
i remember the days when Bundy Slam was just a party at bundy’s house!
ahh…aint nothin’ like the country!

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