From the monthly archives:

April 2006

DVR, You Tube. I love you

April 24, 2006

I am cheating on my DVR with You Tube. I love You Tube for reasons like this.  The last time I saw a Flyer get hit that hard in the playoffs, it was #88 laying on the ice trying to figure out where he was. This is why the NHL playoffs are the best in [...]

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Why you Skating for me Like Bitches?

April 23, 2006

Does anyone know what this was produced for? ESPN or something? It’s really well done, and fully GoonBlog appropriate. Here’s to the Englewood jack. Watch and laugh, bitches.

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Long, Cold Summer – Part II

April 21, 2006

Easter Sunday found me, and MOL at mothers for a lovely ham dinner. I am pretty sure I ate about 2 pounds of that thing. It was quite tasty. I told the dinner table about Brendan Walsh being a Lockmonster, and no one really seemed to care. MOL even backed out of coming to the [...]

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Long, Cold Summer – Part I

April 19, 2006

The Lowell Lockmonsters wrapped up their Season this weekend ending Carolina, and Colorado’s tenure in Lowell, as well as putting a nail in the coffin on what was a dreadful year. Actually, that isn’t fair. Considering what they had all year, and the fact they were a glorified ECHL Team for the majority of the [...]

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Road to the Stanley Crunk.

April 16, 2006

What in the name of God’s Sam all Hill that’s green holy Earth is this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. I know Lil John likes to sport impressive custom made goblets to all the heppest Miami clubs, but this is bordering on sacriledge. All I know, is that if someone is going to [...]

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It’s a Tactic…..the Old Mind F**K!

April 14, 2006

I have been purposely not watching the Bruins as of late for two reasons.
1. They SUCK. I mean, seriously. They really SUCK.
2. I am preparing to launch an all out assault on the Plasma for the playoffs.
MOL will have no idea what hit her in a couple of days. So, while I have been [...]

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Lessons From A Satriale’s Slugfest

April 12, 2006

The NHL and Pro hockey in general, can learn a thing or two from The Sopranos episode Sunday night. I thought the episode as a whole was pretty good, but it was the last scene that spoke to me.

Tony was feeling like his crew was slipping away. After showing up at the Pork store to [...]

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Sick Check

April 6, 2006

Check out this video. It’s from the Under 16 Nationals. The kid that got hit only took 7 stitches to the chin. My back is killing from watching though. OUCH.

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It’s a Bitter Rivalry…and it Always Will Be

April 5, 2006

According to NESN’s Jack Edwards, the Bruins rivalry is bitter still. How do you figure Jack? Because the Habs faithful were singing the stupid Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah Hey-Hey-Hey Goodbye song when the Habs went up 5-3? That makes it "bitter"? No, Jack, that makes it polite.
Let me re-cap. Sheldon Souray jumps Andrew Alberts after a knee on [...]

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Fight Night in Russia

April 4, 2006

This is the craziest fight i have ever seen. Look at those Rooskis go. TRUE GOONBLOG GOLD!

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