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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Greg February 24, 2006 at 12:00 am

How about a moment of silence for North American Men’s Hockey…

Someone please explain to me why the US men’s hockey team couldn’t find the net. They controlled almost 3/4 of the face-offs, played great defense, and minded the net well, but still only managed one win in six games? Doesn’t make sense to me.

Oh wait! They had Sully coaching them, it’s all becoming clear to me now!

2 Chris February 24, 2006 at 12:52 am

Thanks for the shout out, and the ego boost. I have a story about a road trip with my brother to Bridgeport, and a visit to Lowell by all time AHL PIM Leader Dennis Bonvie. I will write. When I get out of the bottle.

3 The Hammer February 25, 2006 at 1:02 am

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4 Edju Martin February 27, 2006 at 1:38 am

Here’s the unedited rant about North America sucking shit in Italy I posted on my blog…if you feel it doesn’t belong here yank it:

I’m sure that the NHL had the master plan of taking a two-week midseason break so that the legions of hockey fans across North America could watch Russia, Sweden, Finland, and Slovakia battle it out for the Olympic medals.

What the fuck is the issue with people who generally speak English as a 1st language actually performing well at the Olympics in hockey?

The USA went 1-4-1 in Turin (I’m not Italian, so I’m not calling it Torino), including a tie with Latvia, with the only win coming from Kazakhstan, which sounds like me hacking up phlegm when I have a cold.

What about the US’s hat, Canada?

0 Canada is more like it, as they flamed out with shutout losses to Switzerland, Finland, and the Russians, who KOed any chance of a Canadian medal. At least Janet Jones Gretzky cleaned up betting the under, eh?

You can’t blame the big ice for the North American failure most of the players in the tournament are NHLers who play on the smaller rinks, don’t blame the travel, or any other bullshit excuse.

Let’s look at who put together these teams:

Here in the States, it’s Don Waddell, who in his day job has presided over the anal leakage that is the Atlanta Thrashers. What has Waddell done with the Trash-ers that justifies putting him in charge of the USA team? I guess the Atlanta players don’t trash hotel rooms, so that must be it?

Up in North USA, the Canadians turned to Wayne Gretzky, who is the greatest player ever but has done jackshit as an executive (this being relative, of course, as he’s outpaced Isiah Thomas in the same manner as Secretariat outpaced the Belmont field, but that’s another story for another time) and is there on his name only.

In most sports, if you don’t get results on the field/court/ice, you’re shitcanned.

Shitcan Waddell. If you’re a subject of Queen Elizabeth II, you should shitcan Gretzky as well.

5 Chris February 27, 2006 at 10:02 pm

I agree with some of the points. I disagree with Gretz having done Jackshit as a exec. Don’t forget, they won gold in 2002, and the world championship with Gretzky at the helm.

6 Edju Martin March 6, 2006 at 3:30 am

Ah, letting details get in the way of a good rant…damn.

Maybe you don’t fire #99, but he’s probably feeling the noose tighten somewhat.

7 Chris March 6, 2006 at 9:01 pm

Yeah. Loved the rant. 2 minute hooking penalty on me for using logic.

8 Dave March 6, 2006 at 9:32 pm

I am also gay.

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