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My Money is in my Other Pants

August 9, 2009

I am a reasonably smart man. OK, I am kind of smart…..fine…I am a man. Ooooo shiny….Anyway, what I can’t figure out for the life of me, is why the NHL is so vehemently against Jim Balsillie owning a NHL franchise. Craig Leipold, a man who himself was forced out of NHL ownership in Nashville, [...]

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Happy to be back

April 7, 2009

Ah yes I am back and well kinda better than ever. The Government did not approve of my importing / exporting business and decided to lock me up for the past year. You won’t see me on any of those MSNBC episodes of Lock Up or COPS so don’t waste the space on your DVR. [...]

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New Favorite

February 15, 2009

Thank you to everyone for the comments on my last post. It’s good to know people are still reading the blog. As such, I thought this was a good time to introduce one of my favorite new enforcers. If I may borrow Dave’s Don Cherry impersonation for a moment (Happy 75th Grapes) gotta tell ya. [...]

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Check Your List for Hockey Player for Life

November 10, 2008

I guess since Christmas music is on the radio before Thanksgiving is even here, I should tell you what I am asking MOL to get me for Christmas. She wants a cocktail ring, which I guess is a ring for her right hand? I may go Homer Simpson on her and get her an onion [...]

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R.I.P. Coach

September 29, 2008

I have an expression of sadness after hearing the news of player coach, and Charlestown Chief Legend, Reggie Dunlop’s passing. I found out yesterday while at a wedding in Vermont. (Congratulations Kyle and Jill. Thank you so much for having MOL and I.) Slap Shot is my all time favorite movie, as I’m sure it [...]

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Wanted: New Liver

August 12, 2008

I am back from my weekend vacation in Portland, ON, and I need a vacation from my vacation. I’m pretty sure my liver is still in the Winchester Arms quivering like a little girl in the corner. My eyes are as dry as can be from being around animals I am allergic to for 4 [...]

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Tiger? Not a fan.

June 5, 2008

Pound sand Tiger.

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The Great One’s Living Room

May 9, 2008

I had the extreme and remarkable pleasure of attending SCTV’s Benefit of Laughter Monday night in Toronto, and the after party was held next door at Wayne Gretzky’s. I couldn’t resist having my photo taken beneath his gallery of jerseys, and I could feel the glory eminating from them against my back. The next morning [...]

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Vegas

March 27, 2008

Why does everyone have their panties in a bunch about the Bruins and whether or not they will make the playoffs this season? As I watch them battle the Leafs tonight, at best they could finish in 6th place but more realistically in 7th or 8th. Great, so they make the playoffs and lose in [...]

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From Far and Wide we Come to be Respectful

March 8, 2008

Hey gang. MOL and I just got back from the Bruins game. I am not as offended by the Bruins play as I am by the Toronto fans behind us. The Leafs KILLED Boston. I have only a slight problem with that. The Bruins’ game has gone to shit at the worst possible time. I [...]

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