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Scumbag

March 7, 2010

You cock sucking Scumbag. You run around the ice with your fucking half shield on tossing elbows at players’ heads like Pee Wee Herman tosses off in a movie theater. You are the epitome of a coward. How big of a man do you feel like tonight? At least Savvy’s head hurts tonight cause we [...]

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Ain’t no Lake Placid

February 22, 2010

I want to be very clear on one thing. I am in no way comparing what happened last night in Vancouver, to what happened 30 years ago today in Lake Placid from a social-big guy defeated by little guy-totally mind blowing once in a lifetime thing. Last night, a team of very good American NHLers, [...]

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Wh? What? What Happened?

January 25, 2010

Holy cow. You ever lose a whole month? Jeez. I feel like Mark Recchi being woken by mother from his pregame nap. You know, scared, a little confused, and furious because I missed Matlock. I went in to work today, and the first thing I do is leave an outgoing message on my voicemail with [...]

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Winter Classic First Blood

January 1, 2010

The first outdoor donnybrook in history – of the NHL’s new Winter Classic, that is. The Bruins beat the Flyers 2-1 in overtime, and likewise Carcillo beat the stuffing out of Thornton under the Green Monstah!

So at least the Flyers have that going for them.

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The Return of Killer

December 14, 2009

Where the hell have you been? Funny you should ask, GoonBlog Fans. For you loyal followers, it’s been a while since my last post and I’m sure all of you have been worried sick. I’m here to tell you that I am alive and well… kinda. The government did not appreciate my import and [...]

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Matt Carkner has Arrived!

October 23, 2009

Mighty Matt Carkner was signed to a 2-yr deal by the Ottawa Senators this week, just a few short days after his first-ever NHL goal. He also soundly beat the snot out of Steve Downie on the 15th. To say it’s been an incredible month for the man would be an obvious understatement. I have [...]

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My Money is in my Other Pants

August 9, 2009

I am a reasonably smart man. OK, I am kind of smart…..fine…I am a man. Ooooo shiny….Anyway, what I can’t figure out for the life of me, is why the NHL is so vehemently against Jim Balsillie owning a NHL franchise.
Craig Leipold, a man who himself was forced out of NHL ownership in [...]

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Happy to be back

April 7, 2009

Ah yes I am back and well kinda better than ever. The Government did not approve of my importing / exporting business and decided to lock me up for the past year. You won’t see me on any of those MSNBC episodes of Lock Up or COPS so don’t waste the space on your DVR. [...]

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New Favorite

February 15, 2009

Thank you to everyone for the comments on my last post. It’s good to know people are still reading the blog. As such, I thought this was a good time to introduce one of my favorite new enforcers. If I may borrow Dave’s Don Cherry impersonation for a moment (Happy 75th Grapes) gotta tell ya. [...]

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Check Your List for Hockey Player for Life

November 10, 2008

I guess since Christmas music is on the radio before Thanksgiving is even here, I should tell you what I am asking MOL to get me for Christmas. She wants a cocktail ring, which I guess is a ring for her right hand? I may go Homer Simpson on her and get her an onion [...]

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