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Wanted: New Liver

August 12, 2008

I am back from my weekend vacation in Portland, ON, and I need a vacation from my vacation. I’m pretty sure my liver is still in the Winchester Arms quivering like a little girl in the corner. My eyes are as dry as can be from being around animals I am allergic to for 4 [...]

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Taking off, to the Great White North

August 7, 2008

I just printed off my boarding pass for tomorrow’s 9 AM flight to the Great White North. I’m looking forward to doing some boating, boozing, a Podcast, and general relaxing. I’ve never been to a part of Canada that wasn’t a city, and I’m looking forward to it immensely. I hope Dave has properly disinfected [...]

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Back Home Again

May 22, 2008

You goons and goonettes will have to entertain yourselves for a couple of days. I am off to Indianapolis for the 92nd running of the Greatest Spectacle in racing, the Indianapolis 500. Hammer and I get into Indy at 9:15, and then we are off to the track for practice and qualifying. Then at 4, [...]

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GoonBlog’s Top 10 NCAA Final Four Buzzer Beaters, EVAH

March 21, 2008

Show of hands – who wants a little break from hockey? I didn’t think so. I wrote this article recently for another project and I thought that some of the goons here might get a kick out of it. ‘Tis the season for March Madness, after all. If the NCAA isn’t your bag, baby, then [...]

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I LOOOOOOVE Enforcers

February 12, 2008

Did my use of the word “love” throw you guys off? I got one reply to my question. Thanks Ref, I LOVE your answer. Now, I will reveal why I asked. I LOVE to do stuff like this for you guys. Assholes. What? Sorry. Turrets. I’m sure you guys have heard that the Patriots were [...]

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This has Nothing to do With Hockey

January 10, 2008

For those of you that were looking to read something interesting about hockey, I apologize. To be honest, is there even anything to talk about these days? Didn’t think so. So I had a bit of a boon doggle a few weeks back and wanted to share my adventures with you all. My employer was [...]

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