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My Money is in my Other Pants

August 9, 2009

I am a reasonably smart man. OK, I am kind of smart…..fine…I am a man. Ooooo shiny….Anyway, what I can’t figure out for the life of me, is why the NHL is so vehemently against Jim Balsillie owning a NHL franchise.
Craig Leipold, a man who himself was forced out of NHL ownership in [...]

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Am I a Meat Slapper?

January 19, 2009

It is official. I am a meat slapper. I bought a Bruins third jersey last night at Sports Authority. I have been debating if I should get one since they came out. On the one hand, I strongly believe that jerseys are for meat slappers, and kids. On the other, I really like the Bruins [...]

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Happy New Year!

January 3, 2009

Good day, and like, Happy New Year eh? Without turning this into a Shecky Greene show, I’d like to say, boy am I glad the holidays are over. Not so much because I was overly busy doing a lot of holiday partying or anything, but I swear to God they started in with the Christmas [...]

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Happy Boxing Day

December 27, 2008

Happy Boxing Day! My apologies for the long layoff. I have been on doggie duty for the last ten days. MOL has been working strange hours, and as such, I’ve had to take care of Milan Lucic. We’ve been watching a lot of hockey together, but when I try to use the computer all she [...]

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Check Your List for Hockey Player for Life

November 10, 2008

I guess since Christmas music is on the radio before Thanksgiving is even here, I should tell you what I am asking MOL to get me for Christmas. She wants a cocktail ring, which I guess is a ring for her right hand? I may go Homer Simpson on her and get her an onion [...]

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Wanted: New Liver

August 12, 2008

I am back from my weekend vacation in Portland, ON, and I need a vacation from my vacation. I’m pretty sure my liver is still in the Winchester Arms quivering like a little girl in the corner. My eyes are as dry as can be from being around animals I am allergic to for 4 [...]

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Taking off, to the Great White North

August 7, 2008

I just printed off my boarding pass for tomorrow’s 9 AM flight to the Great White North. I’m looking forward to doing some boating, boozing, a Podcast, and general relaxing. I’ve never been to a part of Canada that wasn’t a city, and I’m looking forward to it immensely. I hope Dave has properly disinfected [...]

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Back Home Again

May 22, 2008

You goons and goonettes will have to entertain yourselves for a couple of days. I am off to Indianapolis for the 92nd running of the Greatest Spectacle in racing, the Indianapolis 500. Hammer and I get into Indy at 9:15, and then we are off to the track for practice and qualifying. Then at 4, [...]

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GoonBlog’s Top 10 NCAA Final Four Buzzer Beaters, EVAH

March 21, 2008

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Show of hands – who wants a little break from hockey? I didn’t think so. I wrote this article recently for another project and I thought that some of the goons here might get a kick out of it. ‘Tis the season for March Madness, after all. If the NCAA isn’t your bag, [...]

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I LOOOOOOVE Enforcers

February 12, 2008

Did my use of the word “love” throw you guys off? I got one reply to my question. Thanks Ref, I LOVE your answer. Now, I will reveal why I asked. I LOVE to do stuff like this for you guys. Assholes. What? Sorry. Turrets.
I’m sure you guys have heard that the Patriots were in [...]

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