by Chris on May 14, 2007

in Chris,GoonSquad

BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, MOL is at the germ factory, I am free to watch the game. So, in a gimmick stolen from the Sports Guy, let’s do a running diary of the Western Conference finals between the Ducks and Wings.

7:36 Live from Goonblog HQ. It’s running diary time. I just cracked a brew and am digesting a large meatball sub from New London in Concord. Tasty, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

7:38 Brian Engblom’s hair is weird.

7:40 Quick prediction time. I like Detroit in this one. Teams keep trying to push them around and it doesn’t work. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, In the East, I really like Ottawa. Buy CARDIZEM from mexico, 7:41 This seems like a good time to ask. Why do you hate Ottawa so much Killer. Is it because they kept Redden and let suck bag Chara walk and Boston signed him to an albatross contract making it impossible to deal him and his sucky contract. That’s why I hate them.


7:42 2 Minutes on Marchant for tripping, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Bad way to start.

7:42 Ding dong. I’ll get it. Datsuyk just got laid out by Nieds. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, He fucking nailed him coach.

7:43 Nice idea there by Lidstrom to bank it off the end boards to try and get some traffic out front. Almost worked. Nice hands Bert.

7:44 What a save by Hasek, CARDIZEM for sale. I saw Getzlaf in the A last year, and was wildly unimpressed, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Took 5 minors in the game and looked way out of place. Really stepped up his game since.

7:45 Ducks are testing Hasek early. They need to get a lot of pucks on if they want to win. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Duh.

7:46 Replay of the Getzlaf breakaway. It sure looked like Hasek threw his stick to me. Nice call Eddie. I like these guys in the booth.

7:47 Shawn Thornton is nuts, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. He is a scary big guy, and took legitimate pleasure in the Wing player coming into his bench. Purchase CARDIZEM for sale, I love it.

7:50 That was a horrible play at the blueline resulting in a Ducks penalty. 2 Minutes on Pronger. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, You gotta haul that guy down.

7:51 That KFC Chicken and Biscuit bowl looks very good. I can actually hear myself getting fatter.

7:53 Nice Backcheck by Datsuyk. That would have been a big goal for the Ducks.

7:54 Dan Cleary looks bad ass with the cut on his eye, and the playoff beard, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

7:55 Nice shot/pass by Chelios. If he didn’t give it to Cleary at 300 MPH, Dan might have been able to bury it.

7:57 Nice strip on Samuleson. Just got his lunch money taken, CARDIZEM recreational. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 7:59 FIGHT. FIGHT!. Stupid Zebras. Thornton wanted a piece of Cleary there. I don’t suggest dropping them with Thornton. Kid is very tough, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

8:01 Can I get a Power Chair just cause I’m lazy. OOOOOOO. A grabber too. Sorry MOL, no honeymoon, I gotta buy this chair. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 8:02 Probably shouldn’t buy that chair. CARDIZEM blogs, 8:03 Getzlaf almost made it 1-0. CLANG. I love that sound by the by.

8:04 This is a “feeling out” Period. Neither team wants to take any chances, as such; the only opportunities are coming from mistakes, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. One of these mistakes is going to be costly and force the game to open up. Does that make any sense.

8:07 See. Perry almost scored on the turn around. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Bad penalty to take for Chris Draper right there. 2 for Mugging.

8:08 I bet Anaheim scores on this PP.

8:08 I hate that behind the goal camera angle. Pronger tried to kill Hasek with that slapper, CARDIZEM without a prescription.

8:09 Good kill by Cleary, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Leads to an Anaheim icing.

8:10 1-0 Ducks. 1 second left on the PP. I knew it. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Nice pass by Getzlaf. He’s been all over the place tonight.

8:11 I guess time had expired on the PP. I owe myself a buck.

8:13 Is Corey Perry hurt, slow, or just a terrible skater. Looks like he’s in slow motion in quicksand with a load in his pants, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. What is CARDIZEM, 8:14 Getzlaf just jumped into the scrum along the glass. He can fight a bit. I hope this gets way out of hand.

8:15 Entertaining period. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, I have to get a beer, cover the scooter, and since its dark enough, throw the two chairs I’m not supposed to throw in the dumpster, in the dumpster. Then get another beer.


8:25 I probably shouldn’t watch porn with the shades up in here anymore. You can totally see in here. I also probably shouldn’t have told you that.

8:29 Just scored major points with MOL, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. I remembered to DVR Desperate Housewives, and Brothers and Sisters. I am going to make her a fabulous first husband.

8:30 Microwave popcorn, CARDIZEM overnight. Don’t mind if I do. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 8:33 Popcorn is good. I got sap on my hand. Did Mike Emerick just say Acton, Massachusetts. Was he talking about the Makaha. Think they’d deliver me a Mai Tai.

8:34 Speaking of Mai Tai, remind me to ask MOL if she’ll make a picture of her Mai Tai’s for me next weekend, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. You could run the Space Shuttle on those things. I tried (Very unsuccessfully I might add) to play badminton last summer after two of them. It was ugly.

8:36 Oh yeah, Is CARDIZEM addictive, there’s a game on. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 8:39 Lebda almost snuck that one in. Again, no one wants to be the one to make a mistake, and the Ducks almost paid for it.

8:40 Now, going the other way, the Ducks almost made it 2-0.This game needs to open up a bit.

8:41 FIGHT LET THEM GO!. Dang it. That is a HORSE SHIT Call by the way, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. 2 Minutes for enforcing the stupid new NHL Standard of officiating. The NHL needs to go to one referee. I will not rest until this happens, after CARDIZEM.

8:42 Beer. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 8:43 Terrible PP by the Wings so far. You can’t have forwards stopping at the blueline for you. Flip it in deep, make the D work.

8:45 Sean O’Donnell almost put one in his own net. Having done that before, I can tell you, he’d have felt sad.

8:46 Peter Worrell, er, Andreas Lilja just tried to kill Corey Perry, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

8:47 Fucking Versus. What is the fucking deal with the poor signal strength. CARDIZEM maximum dosage, Is it just me, or is it happening to everyone. Good thing the finals are on NBC. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Imagine if something like Brett Hull’s game winner in Buffalo happened while VS. was having a poor signal strength moment. Would you smash your TV. Well, at least the remote. OK, maybe say a swear real loud.

8:49 MOL Texted, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. She’s bored, and says hello.

8:49 Kind of a pussy roughing on Peter Worrell, CARDIZEM no rx.

8:50 1-1 Nice PK work by Maltby and Cleary there. A bad turnover by Getzlaf turns into a Maltby goal. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Cleary almost scored on a nice shot, and Maltby followed his own rebound to get the goal. Fans at the Joe are back in it.

8:52 2-1. Ducks think so. No signal and no light. Let’s go to Toronto, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

8:54 GOAL. I think. Looks in to me. Let’s see what T.O. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, says. CARDIZEM price, Ref should have seen that by the way.

8:55 It’s good. 2-1 Ducks.

8:56 Is it me, or does Todd Bertuzzi suck now. Nice hit there by Peter Worrell, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

8:57 Ducks on the PP after Dan Cleary gets called for the crosscheck. Wings need a good kill here. I need a catheter.

9:00 Good kill so far. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Ducks can’t get set up.

9:01 Good kill. The Wings didn’t allow Anaheim to get set, and created some chances of their own, CARDIZEM from canada. Now it looks like Rob Niedermayer is going to sit for 2. Detroit needs to bury one here.

9:05 The Ducks are putting together a nice kill of their own, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Halfway through, and Detroit hasn’t taken a shot. Until now. Laser by Lidstrom. 2’s are wild. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 9:06 How old is the PA Announcer in Detroit. My God. Sounds like they just nudged him awake from his nap.

9:07 2 Minutes for Holding on Lebda. Online buying CARDIZEM, Ducks PP.

9:08 Detroit’s PK is really working well in the Second Period, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Cleary and Maltby are buzzing.

9:09 I thought it was my feet that smelled, turns out MOL’s sandals are under the table here. That’s a relief. I thought I was going to have to see someone about this. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 9:10 Lebda out of the box almost made it 3-2. Pronger off for 2. Wings almost score right off the bat, and the Ducks almost score the other way.

9:11 FIGHT!. Please. It’s Getzlaf again, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. I’m telling you, CARDIZEM long term, for a kid that can play, he can fight. 5 on 3 for half a minute. O’Donnell goes for roughing. Ducks almost scored there two men down. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, End of two. Good tilt so far. I gotta pee again.


9:28 The Honda Pilot commercial with the troll. He says they can pass when they ANSWER his three questions. They only answer 2, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. The family never answers the do I smell cookies question. Doses CARDIZEM work, They owe that troll an apology.

9:29 Now seems like a good time to tell you, I don’t get out much.

9:30 I love sounds of the game. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 9:31 Period starting 5 on 3 for Detroit, and the game tied at 2. Wings need a goal here. Lang almost got it!. Couldn’t control the pass.

9:32 Doesn’t matter, as Pavel Datsuyk hammers home a Robert Lang cross ice pass to make it 3-2 Wings. Still 30 seconds on the PP here, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

9:33 Wings don’t score in the last 30, but it wasn’t for a lack of trying. Lidstrom was all over the place there, CARDIZEM treatment.

9:34 Ducks are looking very sloppy in their own end here. Not a real good time for your game to go to shit. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, 9:35 The Wings are really controlling play right now. The Ducks just can’t get out of their own end here. I might think about taking my timeout.

9:36 Scott Niedermayer just tried to set up Corey Perry. I guess Perry can skate pretty well. I think he just has an awkward stride, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

9:38 That is a GOAL. Niedermayer’s second effort, Rob that is, should tie this game. CARDIZEM description, These Referees’s have missed 2 now.

9:39 Meantime, I am 2-2 on these. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, It’s those kinds of BFI Goals that will win a series. It’s not pretty, but I am sure Anaheim will take it. Nice play by Rob Niedermayer.

9:43 Nice turn around wrister by Zetterberg. That was a creative play on the fly, and it almost handcuffed Giggy.

9:45 Was anyone else really confused there when they showed Moen on the bench and were talking about his 4th goal, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. I thought we missed one during the commercial break or something. Turns out the credited the 3rd Duck goal to him. I thought it was R, CARDIZEM results. Nieds. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, My bad yo.

9:47 What is the attraction to fans trying to get on TV all the time. At the offside whistle, fans were turning around to try and get on TV. Do the people around them want to kill them.

9:49 Doc Emerick just said Fractured Sacrum. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like it really fucking hurts, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Terrible penalty there on Anaheim. Wings need to make them pay here.

9:50 Good PP so far from the Wings. Lots of shots and the Ducks are running around. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Exactly what you want from the PP if they aren’t set looking for shooting lanes. CARDIZEM treatment, By the way, I love going to games and the fans that don’t understand what all the passing is for on the PP start screaming, SHOOT. SHOOT. As soon as anyone gets the puck. Makes me laugh every time.

9:52 It started OK, but once the Wings actually got set up, there wasn’t much to write about, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Yet I still am. Weird. Gotta pee.

9:54 I just realized I am wearing a Goonblog T shirt while writing this. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Is that like wearing a T shirt of the band you are seeing. No.

9:55 That was a neat stick exchange there for Pronger, CARDIZEM images. I like Doc Emerick because he is always giving behind the scenes guys props. He is the voice of the New Jersey Devils, and in almost every telecast he mentions the Lowell Devils. He always has good hockey stories too, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. He is hands down, my favorite announcer.

10:00 I really hope this doesn’t go to OT. I am kind of sleepy.

10:05 No one wants to make the mistake that costs them this game right now. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, This is going to OT.

10:07 Corey Perry almost won it for the Ducks right there with: 48 seconds left. That angle, Buy CARDIZEM without prescription, according to Eddie was “horrific.” I agree.

10:09 Chelios just had a senior moment and iced the puck there with 2 seconds. Bad play. He’s now wrestling S, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Nieds for his pudding. Pushing and shoving there at the end of regulation. Crap. Overtime. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Well, I guess I should pee and get another beer.


10:28 Datsuyk almost won it there. Damn. That JUST missed.

10:29 Doc and Eddie are debating changing playoff OT to 4 a side. I have heard this debate a few times, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. I say, CARDIZEM price, keep it the way it is. There is nothing better than playoff OT. Even if I am tired.

10:30 Zetterberg almost had a shot there too. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, Wings are controlling so far.

10:33 Chris Chelios just creamed Travis Moen. Then, the Wings had a chance on the Ducks. I think it is going to be a fluky goal that wins it.

10:35 Val Filppula almost won it for the Ducks. That would be a real suck to tip in the game winner in OT on your own goal, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. Wow. CARDIZEM recreational, 10:38 S. Nieds’ playoff beard looks like he has a skunk on his face. Cool. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, By the way, I am not cutting my hair until I get married in September, so if you see me and I look like Mike Commodore, don’t be alarmed.

10:40 Ducks get a PP on the second stupidest rule in the NHL. The puck over the glass penalty that Buffalo fans spent all Summer and Winter pissing and moaning about comes to bite the Wings. Ducks need to get some shots here.

10:41 Ducks want to win the draw in Detroit’s zone, settle it down, and get some quality shots.

10:42 Hey, wouldn’t you know it, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. The dumbest rule in all of hockey just got called. I think it is stupid you can hand pass in the defensive zone, but not the offensive zone. Stupid rule.

10:43 Ducks call time out. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, I guess it’s as good a time as any.

10:44 Penner just had the best chance of the OT from former Winnipeg Jet, Teemu Selanne. I was wearing my Winnipeg Jets sweatshirt riding my scooter today.


10:46 No serious. I have had no less than six beers, and those girls were horrible, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION.

10:47 Anyone else staying up for the Dale Jr. PBR event. No. Me neither. BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION, As an aside, if you are ever free and the PBR is in town, you should go. It’s really quite fun. Or, I am easily amused. Either way.

10:48 These fuckers are going to make me stay up all damn night aren’t they.

10:51 NOPE, BUY CARDIZEM NO PRESCRIPTION. S. Nieds with the goal. Cleary goes down, and Niedermayer makes them pay for it. Series tied 1-1 going back to Anaheim. That was a great game. Enjoy your week everyone.


{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Red Thunder May 15, 2007 at 3:49 am

Hilarious yet informative. I love it, laughed my ass off.

2 Red Thunder May 15, 2007 at 3:52 am

Oh shit, I forgot to mention on my last comment, seems like you may have dabbled in the o’l paint chips yourself.

3 Chris May 15, 2007 at 4:41 am

Plus, I lived under power lines.

4 Chris May 15, 2007 at 10:42 pm

Looks like it’s all over but the crying for the Sabres. I wonder what their fan base will use as an excuse this Summer? I’m going with the ice was too cold.

5 KSpecial May 15, 2007 at 10:44 pm

I am shocked at how the Sens are handling the Sabres. I figured the Sabres in 6 but they are toast. Now I gotta root for the Western Conference in the Cup Finals because I do not want the Cup in Canada. I love that Canadians think it is terrible when a US franchise wins the Cup. Hey do you guys like cargo pants and/or shorts?

6 Chris May 15, 2007 at 11:00 pm

I have been on the Ottawa bandwagon from the get go. I think they may win the whole thing.

7 Red Thunder May 16, 2007 at 5:00 am

Hey Kman, seeing you mention the Stanley and shorts in the same paragraph is just like the kick people get when they see me barreling down the highway no my cycle with all my goalie equipment bungeed. I guess it only fits if you are true hockey.

8 Killer May 16, 2007 at 7:41 am

RT – we need a picture of that. Can u ask YOL to snap a digital photo of u on your moped and send it along?

9 Killer May 16, 2007 at 7:46 am

So long Giggy…Let’s go WINGS

10 Killer May 16, 2007 at 7:46 am

ah..check that 4-0 now..1 shot = 1 goal..night night Anaheim

11 Killer May 16, 2007 at 8:03 am

OK…if there isn’t a fight after that hit on Holmstrom, I am NEVER EVER watching another hockey game this year.

12 KSpecial May 16, 2007 at 7:59 pm

I missed the game last night. I spent all night outside trying to start my Mosquito Magnet. I was drinking Molsons and getting blugeoned my bugs for like 4 hours. I hate that thing!!!!! Killer did you watch american Idol before the game to get your Paula Abdul fix?

13 Chris May 16, 2007 at 9:40 pm

I went to the Sox and got hammered. I am going again tonight, so I will miss the sweep.

14 Red Thunder May 16, 2007 at 10:15 pm

Hey Chris, did you get the picture of the B’s with Bourque. The wife sent it to you this morning.

15 Chris May 16, 2007 at 10:28 pm

I will check tonight when I get back from the Sox. Thanks RT!

16 KSpecial May 17, 2007 at 7:40 pm

Chris, I love the Chara for Turco deal and we could toss in Hannu with him but the Stars would be on crack to do that deal. Now I think you are on crack too for thinking they would do it. Hey how about this trade: Thorton for Primeau, Sturm and Stuart. Now thats a legit trade…..lets do it. Ooops we already did.

17 Chris May 17, 2007 at 8:00 pm

I never said they would do it. I was writing a post in a world where I was the GM of the Bruins. Not gonna happen. Bruins have brought Tukka Raask into the fold. He will be the goalie of the future for them. I really don’t think Hannu is all that bad. Like I said a million times this year, I think he’s still hurt, and his confidence is shot to hell. If he puts up another shit bomb next season like he did this one, then Boston needs to cut it’s losses with him.

18 Greg May 17, 2007 at 8:18 pm

Hannu actually had a strong finish in Providence. I think that if the Bruins are wise (yeah right) they’ll let him start down there next year and bring him up midway through next year. Think about how mature you were at 23 and put yourself in his shoes.

19 Killer May 18, 2007 at 1:49 am

Excellent point Greg. I’m older than 23 and I would hazard to guess my mature level is at or near say an 18 year olds.

The problem with the B’s isn’t there goaltending alone; they basically suck from the front to the back. I would blow the whole thing up and start over. Any forward on the team by the All Star break that doesn’t have 4 goals or more should be released, any defenseman with a (-) rating of greater than 15 should be banished to Belarus and any goalie that has a save % in the low 900 range should be tarred and feathered.

20 KSpecial May 18, 2007 at 1:50 am

At 23 I was drink Milwakees Best and smoking dimes with Killer in NY. Hannu sucks and another season of Tim Thomas is not gonna cut it. They need to open the vault for JS Giggy!! Have Rask and Hannu play for the P Bruins for the entire season and see which one wants to back up JS Giggy in 2009. You people need stop thinking middle of the road is good enough. We need proven talent, like the Pats and Sox.

21 Red Thunder May 18, 2007 at 3:22 am

I hate to but in, but Chris, did that picture ever go through? I know A couple of comments I posted never went through. If not I can have the wife try again.

22 Chris May 18, 2007 at 6:10 am

Negative RT.

23 Chris May 18, 2007 at 6:46 pm

Was that a hockey game last night or what?

24 Red Thunder May 19, 2007 at 5:30 am

Still no picture yet, huh?

25 Chris May 20, 2007 at 5:04 am

Double negative RT.

26 Red Thunder May 20, 2007 at 6:24 am

Hey chris I’ve tried 3 times to send it to you at “contact us” but it not going thru, can you send me an email address to my email. Ill try that way, so far no luck. I can’t send you the one of RT on his bike either if I can get this one of Ray to go thru. Sunshine RT’s OL

27 Chris May 20, 2007 at 9:45 pm

Try chris at See if that works Devil Dog.

28 Killer May 21, 2007 at 6:32 am

RT – remember that story you told us recently about your firefighter friend? Check out this video of this father of the year candidate:

What a scumbag.

29 Red Thunder May 21, 2007 at 9:25 pm

Killer, Hold on to those Million Dollar Babies for all they are worth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris, any picture yet?

30 Chris May 21, 2007 at 11:18 pm

Not sure yet RT. MOL Graduated from College this weekend. To say I’ve been on a bit of a bender is a gross understatement. I will look tonight.

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