From the monthly archives:

January 2007

Bruins Suck. But Great Wings.

January 31, 2007

I sold a couple of Tees tonight. One to Kara, and another to Michelle. We may have our first contestant in the Goonblog Thong Contest. Or perhaps a restraining order. Michelle agreed to pose in her new small with her best thong. Stay tuned boys!
I watched the Bruins slaughter eating Buffalo wings, no coincidence, [...]

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State of the NHL

January 30, 2007

Ever since I asked MOL to marry me, she has pretty much had control of my notebook. Planning this, and looking up that in preparation for our wedding in September. Well, while watching the beloved Bruins get killed again, I challenged her for the notebook. We sized each other up in the living room. She [...]

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A Killer Intro

January 24, 2007

The nervous energy I have is comparable to getting the call from the Big Club finally telling you to pack your bags and leave the AHL for good as I have been called upon to join the ranks of the GoonSquad. Who am I? Why am I here? No, I’m not that donkey (James Bond [...]

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Our GoonBlog Girl is all Growed up!

January 24, 2007

Our very own lovely, talented and mouth-watering GoonBlog Girl wanted her own MySpace page. Who were we to say no? Especially after we already got her a pony, a car and her own phone line. Be gentle with her guys – any inappropriate activity and we’ll skate over and fuckin’ tune ya.

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GoonBlog: The Podcast. Episode #3

January 21, 2007

Recorded January 19th 2007 in the North End of Boston MA, the third podcast in the series features discussion about Sidney Crosby, the Washington Capitols, MySpace, our brand new hockey tshirts, a deluge of silly audio clips thrown in for funny measure, and our homie – little Philly Kessel.

This is some funny stuff, people. It’s [...]

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Avoiding GDS

January 17, 2007

I had given up. I’m not kidding. I wasn’t watching my Center Ice Package. I was barely paying attention to the Bruins, and I had most assuredly given up on my beloved Lowell Devils. Look at the posts I have made over the last couple months. Aside from me announcing my engagement, trying to sell [...]

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Transactions

January 14, 2007

I am watching today’s Bruins third period collapse a new man. MOL and I have been rivals since Junior. I owe her one, and she owes me a couple. We have gone toe to toe countless times over the years. Win some lose some I guess. With all that history in mind, I have decided [...]

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RHR

January 10, 2007

After watching the first period of the Bruins at the downfall of my office, or as it is formally known the new 99 they built at the top of the street. Put it this way, they have been open a month and I already know all the bartenders by name and was even invited to [...]

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Turning Over a New Maple Leaf

January 5, 2007

Early January tends to bring out the remorse in people. “I’m going to quit drinking so much on Tuesdays. I’m going to start going to the gym to exercise, and not just have a wank in the locker room. I’m going to let my wife leave the house to vote”. But the repentance and apologetic [...]

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Happy New Year!

January 2, 2007

I am gearing up for the Boston Jekyll and Hyde’s tonight. Happy New Year by the way. Anyway, I am happy to announce that after having a cold since Thanksgiving, I am finally 100% better. So, I am going to drink a beer and try and guess which Bruins Team shows up tonight.
Earlier I was [...]

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