From the monthly archives:

June 2006

Bouchard Battles Jonathan, Buddy.

June 30, 2006

"EvanMLips" writes on YouTube: "Stan Jonathan gave away close to a foot in height to Pierre Bouchard – a mountain of a man from northern Quebec… It is quintessential Boston Bruins late-1970s hockey. Before Gary Bettman ruined the NHL, the Bruins/Canadiens rivalry was arguably on par with Red Sox/Yankees. I mean these two teams HATED [...]

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Post Draft. Possible Section8.

June 27, 2006

Before I get to draft day, I read the Bruins have qualified 9 players. They are Andrew Alberts, Patrice Bergeron, Brad Boyes, Nick Boynton, Milan Jurcina, Nathan Robinson, Martin Samuelsson, Jordan Sigalet and David Tanabe. I find it depressing that Colton Orr isn’t on that list. I am still really bummed about him being a [...]

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Welcome Lowell Devils

June 22, 2006

Check this out.  I like it. It’s not as cool as the Goonblog logo, but it is an improvement over the old Barney looking asshole they had before. Not a lot of time today. Stupid working. Dumb rent. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic.

If your last name was Pants, would you make everyone [...]

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Congratulations Canes

June 21, 2006

What an incredible finish to the 2006 season. I am sitting in Goonblog HQ watching the Red Sox kill the Nationals. It is making me miss hockey already. I can’t be happier with the outcome from last night. I wrote off the Oilers when Roloson went down, and boy was I wrong. Then, I wrote [...]

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LET’S GO OIL-ERS!

June 20, 2006

Back and to the left. This is like watching the Zapruder film. I’m glad Edmonton has had a chance to catch their breath after that early Hurricanes goal, and if that net crash (admittedly) had resulted in a goal it may have sucked the momentum right out of them. My AC is blaring, and my [...]

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LET’S GO WHA-LERS!

June 20, 2006

I have Brass Bonanza cranked. The left side of my face is painted blue, the right, green. I just feverishly masturbated to my Mike Liut card. Goonblog HQ is rocking!!! Unfortunately, I think it may be all for nothing. I really like the Oil tonight. I think they have taken the Whale’s game away from [...]

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Running Scared

June 16, 2006

Remember back in the late 80’s when Billy Crystal was still kind of funny? He made a movie with Gregory Hines called "Running Scared." Basically it was a tale of two veteran Chicago Detectives nearing the end of their careers and all they knew was how to be veteran Chicago Detectives. Well, the Captain decides [...]

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These Guys Really Hate Brian Bellows

June 10, 2006

I got this video from Tweener. Apparently Penguins in the early 90s weren’t as cute and cuddly as they were in that movie from last year.

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Conn Ward

June 6, 2006

My internet service here at Goonblog HQ has been down more times than Jenna Jameson in the past couple of weeks. Or so I thought. Turns out. I am a moron. The problem was all on my end. At any rate, what a Game 1 in the WHA Finals. The Whale needs 3 more wins [...]

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I’m Back. Well, sort of.

June 3, 2006

I am back from Indy. Second closest finish EVAH! Great race. I will get into that. Stayed tuned. Our internet was down here for a week, and I have been drying out a bit. I think I have pieced enough of the weekend together to write about it. Alas, I am out the door for [...]

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